I'm a rather conservative person. I believe in a fiscally conservative government. I have a conservative lifestyle, where I avoid vices such as gambling or drinking. I'm sexually conservative, with cheating on a sexual partner being unthinkable, and in fact I don't make sexual partners easily in the first place. (Some think that I'm too conservative on this point.) I strongly believe that a stable family environment is important. Given all this, why am I not a Republican?